Sounds of a Toddler

You know those cd's they sell, like "Sounds of the Ocean," or "Sounds of the Blue Whale"? We are thinking about releasing one called "Sounds of a Jet-lagged Toddler at 2am". It sounds something like this:
"oooo.....oooo....aaahhhhh.....aaaaahhhhh....uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh....no, no, no, no....da-deeeeee, da-deeeeee.... (=sound of large stuffed bear hitting the floor)...(long pause). EEAAAAGGGHHH (=sound of intense frustration)...(long pause). oooh-wee....ooh-wee....ow-wee, ow-weee....mummy, mummy, mummy... (=sound of giraffe with beads in feet being continually hit against crib mattress)...(long pause). EEEEEUUUUHHHH (=afformentioned intense frustration). buh-buh-buh-buuuuuhhhhh....doo-doo-da-ddy, da-ddy... muh-mee...muh-mee..... (long pause)."